water running.
it will start with a couple of crazy kids strapping baby water wings to their feet and then challenging each other to see who can stay standing the longest.
a couple challengers will be naturally good at this. from there, the challenge will change to racing each other.
friends will tell friends, and more and more people will try.
there will be makeshift competitions with cases of beer given out as prizes.
popularity will grow.
after some time, an entrepenuer will see $$ signs in his mind and develop and market special water running shoes which promise to make you faster than ever.
a commercial will be made using cool imagery, inspiring messages and a really handsome athlete.
people will dress up as jesus and race each other. this will cause controversy and end up on the news, thus further spreading the word about water running.
professional water runners will emerge.
paris hilton will date one of them and state "w.r.a.h!" (water runners are hot!)
a 5k to benefit the leukemia and lymphoma society will be held.
then a half marathon.
then a marathon.
p.diddy and oprah will train to compete.
and that is the story of the invent of water running.
ahahhahahha! i love that the leukemia society was the imaginary beneficiary of this obviously awesome sport. good job on doing your homework, missy!
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